his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
being pregnant is like rehab
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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