we're chasing vodka with high fives
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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