But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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