im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
do herpes really smell.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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