did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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