Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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