I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
