so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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