His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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