Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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