Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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