But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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