before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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