wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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