he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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