He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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