so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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