OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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