How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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