I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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