...so i touched it.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
