Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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