I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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