just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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