Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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