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(214): View more from Texas

btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer

(214): View more from Texas

i owe you one

(469): View more from Texas

thanks for snagging those panties for me

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(760): View more from California

I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.

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(312): View more from Illinois

She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her

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(310): View more from California

once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there

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(518): View more from New York

its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.

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(217): View more from Illinois

This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.

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(360): View more from Washington

I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"

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(417): View more from Missouri

Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.

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(904): View more from Florida

She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.

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