btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.