i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day