You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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