I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Pants are for mortals
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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