i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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