and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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