is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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