In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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