dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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