kristin has been a bad kristin
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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