Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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