We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
