sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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