Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i just google imaged poop.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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