wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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