I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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