i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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