I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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