Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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