Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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