people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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