If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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