The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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