absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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