I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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