Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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