You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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