I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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