Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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