Can Purell be used as lube?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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