I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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