hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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