you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize