Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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