Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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