You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you mean i was at the winter classic?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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